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epic-humor:

fyspringfield:

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the issues we go through during testing that are expressed in this scene? 

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dualpaperbags:

when people try to speak on the behalf of entire fandoms

pluckypalaeontologist:

sillyunicorntime:

dieceased:

daiyaoowada:

I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god

only in australia

wait how did the emus win

have you ever met an emu

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mercipourlehomo:

BURN EVERYTHING YOU LOVE AND BURN THE 

ASHES

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zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

hommewalk:

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

I automatically assume people won’t like me, so I don’t talk to them unless they approach me first. I can’t become a part of a crowd because I can’t get past that feeling that I don’t belong.

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If World Class Corps were High School Students:

The Academy: Well-dressed hipster.
Blue Devils: Intelligent nerd that everyone wants to be and secretly kind of loves/hates.
Blue Knights: Musical freak with an iPod has thousands of classical songs on it.
Blue Stars: The future engineering major that builds things out of materials they find around the house.
Bluecoats: Cool, popular kid that makes a statement whenever they're around.
Boston Crusaders: Well-traveled kid who likes to spend their summers on the east coast.
The Cadets: Old-fashion, nice guy that's going into the Army.
Carolina Crown: BD's rival that has a great taste in fashion.
Cascades: The forgetful one; they always borrow a pencil or paper.
Cavaliers: The buff guy that's really into gaming and technology.
Colts: A strong reader who enjoys spending a lot of time alone, but is also outgoing when they want to be.
Crossmen: The theater kid who really likes to wear capes.
Glassmen: The student that got to study abroad in Europe for a year.
Jersey Surf: Fun party animal that's the life of the classroom.
Madison Scouts: Sporty one because they grew up in an all male household.
Mandarins: The quiet Asian student that doesn't speak much.
Oregon Crusaders: Outdoors kid who enjoys camping and spending a lot of time in nature.
Pacific Crest: The photographer who spends their free time at the beach.
Phantom Regiment: Really quiet kid whose parents were killed.
Pioneer: The one with Irish roots that likes to talk about it.
Santa Clara Vanguard: The artistic one who really enjoys painting and art history.
Spirit of Atlanta: The fashionable, jazzy, and cute kid with a lot of admirers.
Troopers: Their family members have fought in every single war and their favorite subject is history.

I’m THE WORST texter when I’m on Tumblr

laugh-addict:

 

I get a text message and I’m like

Then I see something on Tumblr

Then mad long later I’m like, I’m forgetting something

Then I see the text from 2 hours ago…………..

you have no idea how accurate this is. hahaha

When i meet my celebrity crush:

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